Sunday, August 22, 2010

Em's WTB

Man: Look, if are you interested in whether I am married or not...
Woman: Oh, I'm not interested at all.
Man: Well, I'm not.
Woman: That's very interesting!

First Wed clue (the win is still up for grabs!) I'll do an easier one later in the day:

Woman: Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
Man: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.

No guesses yet!!! I forgot to do this yesterday, but this one ought to get a few guesses. If you've seen this movie, I think this one will give it away (if not, Friday's will):

Man #1: Have I got things to tell you!
Man #2: What happened?
Man #1: I'm engaged.
Man #2: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
Man #1: I am!

Well, I've had one guess and I was going to drop that person a hint and steer them in a better direction but decided that would be unfair, so I decided to help the person out for all to see:

No one in this movie is gay (except for one of the actors).

Good luck!

Alright- you guys need a Thursday quote (but I'm not advertising this one, you'll have to stumble upon it yourselves):

Person #1: [pouring bourbon into paper cup] Turn the lights on.

Person #2: No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party.

Person #1: But I might spill some.

Person #2: So spill it! Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. [said to themselves] This may even turn out to be a surprise party.

Person #1: What's the surprise?

Person #2: Not yet.

Person #1: When?

Person #2: Better have a drink first.

Person #1: There. That'll put hair on your chest.

Person #2: No fair guessing.

I CANNOT believe I am stumping everyone with this movie!! What the bip indeed!!

I have been avoiding this quote since I am almost certain it will give a certain person on the blog a (kind of) unfair advantage, but too bad! Someone needs an advantage here.........

AND I'm leaving the names in.

Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Pulls of wig]
I'm a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!

Please tell me that someone in this family (besides Rob and I) has seen this movie!


Pops said...

When I said "be kind" about my playlist, I didn't mean to leave it up and not do one Ems. Just pick some good songs. Interesting quote for your movie. Sounds like a fun movie, but I don't have half a clue yet. I miss Scout and Eles.

Emily said...

Sorry for the delay- had a party at my house last night and the act of picking and designing a playlist seemed daunting.
Don't know how "kind" my playlist is exactly, but I was totally feeling some old school, slower, ever so beautiful, chill, gives me goosebumps and warm fuzzies- Radiohead.
All old school with the exception of Videotape. That is from their latest album. I had to add that one, since it was recently used in a new UNICEF ad in the UK. I am adding a link to it here:
it is one of the most beautiful, artistic and haunting ads I have ever seen and if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye, you have no soul (or in my case, make me bawl).

Pops said...

Boy! the water polo bit rings a bell, but the other two quotes don't. I know I have seen this, but the mind is not working. Too much Grand Tetons and pretty country the last two days.

Dan W said...

I must be the person you are talking about as I made a guess earlier. So the actor is gay but not any of the characters. Interesting. Still don't know it, but I'll change the direction I'm thinking...

ajmah said...

Just in case you are feeling a little lonely, rest assured I've seen this movie... Although I'm not sure Alex has.


Emily said...

I finally got two (sheepish) correct answers after that final quote. I think Alex would get a kick out of this movie. Rob is a fan.

Matt said...

Um. Nice "give away"

Dan W said...

I'm still stumped, dang it! Must not have seen it, but interesting that it's high in the AFI list. Sounds like something missing from my cultural education.

Pops said...

Oh, Man! I can't believe I didn't get it with the engaged quote and now the drinking in the dark and the supprise make sense and it all comes back. One of the better movies and it is high on everyones top 100 movie lists. Who is the gay actor? Osgood? Certanly not George Raft!

Emily said...

The actor is actually bisexual if we must get technical.

Amy said...

Wow, I hope I haven't seen this movie, cause I'm totally stumped. Doesn't sound a bit familiar.

Neaners said...

I have absolutely no clue either Amy! I am sure I haven't seen it. Oh well!