Man: Look, if are you interested in whether I am married or not...
Woman: Oh, I'm not interested at all.
Man: Well, I'm not.
Woman: That's very interesting!
First Wed clue (the win is still up for grabs!) I'll do an easier one later in the day:
Woman: Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
Man: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.
No guesses yet!!! I forgot to do this yesterday, but this one ought to get a few guesses. If you've seen this movie, I think this one will give it away (if not, Friday's will):
Man #1: Have I got things to tell you!
Man #2: What happened?
Man #1: I'm engaged.
Man #2: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
Man #1: I am!
Well, I've had one guess and I was going to drop that person a hint and steer them in a better direction but decided that would be unfair, so I decided to help the person out for all to see:
No one in this movie is gay (except for one of the actors).
Alright- you guys need a Thursday quote (but I'm not advertising this one, you'll have to stumble upon it yourselves):
Person #1: [pouring bourbon into paper cup] Turn the lights on.
Person #2: No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party.
Person #1: But I might spill some.
Person #2: So spill it! Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. [said to themselves] This may even turn out to be a surprise party.
Person #1: What's the surprise?
Person #2: Not yet.
Person #1: When?
Person #2: Better have a drink first.
Person #1: There. That'll put hair on your chest.
Person #2: No fair guessing.
I CANNOT believe I am stumping everyone with this movie!! What the bip indeed!!
I have been avoiding this quote since I am almost certain it will give a certain person on the blog a (kind of) unfair advantage, but too bad! Someone needs an advantage here.........
AND I'm leaving the names in.
Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Pulls of wig]
I'm a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect!
Please tell me that someone in this family (besides Rob and I) has seen this movie!