Haley's WTB II

I'm on a roll! It's nice actually knowing these once in a while. I decided to do some of my favorite songs from musicals, just for something different. Also my favorite opera song ever, it seriously can bring me to tears. Well, anyway here is your new quote for this week!



Person 1: Are you married?
Person 2 : I'm divorced.
Person 1: Would you like to talk about that?
Person 2 : There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.
Person 1 : [pause] I see. So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you, you left her because she... liked Neil Diamond?

***Wednesday Hints:***

[talking to his fish]
Person 1: Good morning, Gil. I said, good morning, Gil.


Here's another one just for fun:

Person 1: I'm sailing! I'm sailing! I sail ! I'm a sailor ! I sail !

***Friday Giveaway***

 Person 1:  [eating corn] Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand-shucked?


Another one:

Person 1: Baby step to four o'clock. Baby step to four o'clock.