Sorry for the delay- just kind of forgot I was the one to do this......
Man: I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over
Here's an easy one............It's anybody's game
No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing. Badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.
Hint taken Dan: 12:17 in the am.... I'm not quite ready to do a give away yet, but will later today.
Woman: You sir are no gentleman.
Man: And you Miss, are no lady. (she is shocked) Don't think I hold that against you. Ladies have never held any appeal for me.